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Mar 27

The 7 Best (Worst?) Things About Corey Feldman’s Insane New Music Video


Corey Feldman has a totally bonkers new music video so I did the right thing and made fun of it a bunch. Read it on Paste Magazine.

Jan 28

Oregon Rules, OK?


My response to The Daily Beast’s dumb piece ragging on Oregon. Up today on Thought Catalog.

Jan 23

Broad City Premiere Review


Check out my first TV review of Comedy Central’s very good new comedy Broad City.

Jan 20

Which Muppet Should You Actually Live In?


Which beloved puppet’s hollowed-out torso should you call home? Take the quiz and find out!

Nov 26

The 33 Most Unbelievable Acts Of Idiocy Committed on Facebook


My latest collection of Literally Unbelievable’s greatest hits. Read it on Thought Catalog.

Oct 18

9 Awesome ‘Saturday Night Live’ Audition Tapes


My first piece for Paste Magazine. Read it and instantly improve your terrible Cosby impression.

Oct 15

25 Things You Definitely Already Knew About ‘Wayne’s World’


Read my latest and have your mind completely not blown!

Oct 1

My Post-College Job Search, as Told Through Grand Theft Auto Mission Titles


An excerpt from my forthcoming memoir on love, loss and prostitution mini-games. Read it on The Bygone Bureau.

Sep 28

In Bocca all’Uomo

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Sep 24

Miley Cyrus Invented Jazz, Discovered Pizza And Wrote The Better Seasons Of ‘The Wire’


Wow! Check out these crazy punk factz I discovered about legendary hardcore act Miley Cyrus. Up today on Thought Catalog.