The man had lost all patience for the boy. “And now it’s his shoe, what kind of moron loses a shoe?” the man yelled to no one, with half the museum turning around. A security guard approached, but the man pushed him away. “We were on our way out anyway,” the man said as he [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Winners and Losers
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Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar
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(Originally appeared on McSweeney’s) The City of Eugene v. Hudson Hongo (2004) Roe v. Wade (1973) The City of Eugene v. Hudson Hongo (2005) Plessy v. Ferguson (1896) The City of Tacoma v. Hudson Hongo (2006) Brown v. Board of Education (1954) Hudson Hongo v. Outback Steakhouse (2007) http://mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8HudsonHongo.html
Critical Approachs and Their Associated Punk Anthems
Posted in Humor, Lists, tagged Punk Rock, Theory on September 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Neo-realism: “World Peace (Can’t be Done)” – Cro-Mags Neo-liberalism: “Let’s Have a War” – Fear Alternate: “Babylon’s Burning” – The Ruts Economic Nationalism: “Endless Blockades” – GISM Existentialism: “All by My Self” – Johnny Thunders Essentialism: “We are the One” – The Avengers Feminism: “Sex and Violence” – The Exploited Marxism: “Eat the Rich” – [...]
