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Archive for April, 2009
The Seven Tasty Sins
Posted in Humor, Lists on April 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Answer Page from Even Fewer Lateral Logic Puzzles: Manuscript
Posted in Humor on April 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Originally appeared on The Bygone Bureau Puzzle 1 (p. 8): He used melting ice. Puzzle 2 (p. 16): Ice again. Puzzle 3 (p. 21): The “car” is a [C]laims [A]djustment w[R]iter. Ricardo is a midget. Also: blind. Puzzle 4 (p. 27): Bo knows baseball and football. Puzzle 5 (p. 35): The author never cared for [...]
Weightless
Posted in Poems on April 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
In too many bedrooms I’ve tried to recall The tenderness I had for an unfragile thing, A classroom turtle, Whose name I must have lost Soon after my own left the tag of my sweater. What I still have is the anger For Kenny Stults, The one I hated the most already, When he dropped [...]
Where the Wild Things Aren’t
Posted in Humor, Lists on April 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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Intertitles: Poems about Movies: “Gunslinger”
Posted in Poems on April 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“You’re a loser.” “Nobody loses all the time.” –Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974) “Pourquoi, Jef?” “On m’a payé pour cà.” –Le Samouraï (1967) If I were to raise a hero I’d say, “Always get the money first,” Make sure he learns the weight of bills Before he ever lifts a piece. And [...]