It’s been a long one, hasn’t it? If you didn’t catch it, Bygone Bureau ran some of my humor last Monday: I See That You’ve Noticed My Cape. I’ve also started writing for Oregon Music News, a resource that promises to solve your boredom needs more comprehensively. If you’ve ever found yourself flipping through three [...]
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
This Week in Hudson
Posted in Blog, Humor on December 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
McSweeney’s and Slow Metal
Posted in Humor, Playlists on November 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Humor I wrote on McSweeney’s today: Has Bell Invented a “Telegraph Killer”? An epic doom odyssey for your earholes: Forever Heavy
I Cannot Accept This Award
Posted in Humor on November 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Originally appeared on The Morning News It’s a real surprise to be on stage here tonight, and I’d love to be able to tell all of you how much of an honor this is, but the truth is that I cannot accept this award. I cannot accept this award with so many equally deserving others [...]
Perhaps This Isn’t the Right Time
Posted in Humor on October 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Originally appeared on The Bygone Bureau I’ll begin by saying that I’m glad to see so many of you here today. I may not have been as kind or as loyal or as sexually exclusive as I could have been to all of you, and still you’ve come in my time of need. Many of [...]
If I wanted, I could crush you
Posted in Humor on September 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Originally appeared on The Bygone Bureau I know what you’re thinking, a guy like me (go ahead, you can say it, a little guy) he couldn’t crush much of anything, hell, he’d be lucky to crush ice on a hot day. That’s okay though, because knowing what you’re thinking is the first step to crushing [...]
From the Files of Vomit Hönig: Punk Rock Psychiatrist
Posted in Humor on May 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Originally appeared on The Bygone Bureau Subject: Joey R. Complaint: Joey was brought in by his siblings who expressed concern regarding the patient’s withdrawn state. Deedee R. (brother): “He doesn’t want even wanna walk around with [me] or go down to the basement anymore. All he seems interested in is sniffing glue, saying it’s ‘something [...]
The Seven Tasty Sins
Posted in Humor, Lists on April 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
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Answer Page from Even Fewer Lateral Logic Puzzles: Manuscript
Posted in Humor on April 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Originally appeared on The Bygone Bureau Puzzle 1 (p. 8): He used melting ice. Puzzle 2 (p. 16): Ice again. Puzzle 3 (p. 21): The “car” is a [C]laims [A]djustment w[R]iter. Ricardo is a midget. Also: blind. Puzzle 4 (p. 27): Bo knows baseball and football. Puzzle 5 (p. 35): The author never cared for [...]
Where the Wild Things Aren’t
Posted in Humor, Lists on April 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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Posts from JuicyCamus.com
Posted in Humor on December 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Welcome to Juicy Camus By pressing enter below you agree to our Themes and Ideas and that you are over the Age of Empirical Truth. Existentialists/Nihilists: which are gayer? Replies: 8 | 75% agree | 8 votes | Views: 232 Hottest Absurd Heroes On Campus, GO! Replies: 10 | 50% agree | 18 votes | [...]
