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Thank you for your kind letter, It is so rarely that The Foundation is on the end of getting gotten one that makes good use of politeness, even as careful as The Foundation is to write with positivity. Uncommon is the received letter that does not end with “you b*st*rds,” “rot in h*ll” or other [...]

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US6829793

Patent No.: US6829793 Date of Patent: Nov. 13, 2004 PNEUMATIC RANCH DRESSING GUN Inventor: Dolores Ankerstein, Fairhaven, WA (US) ABSTRACT A propellant system for delivering ranch dressing into the interior of food items that may otherwise only be coated in the condiment, including but not limited to onion rings, chicken fingers, corn dogs, chicken nuggets, [...]

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I remember once walking through downtown Portland when it was minutes before I recognized that I was completely alone. It was late (I had just come back from a punk rock show) and the weather was awful, so that I could scarcely tell whether the sleet was falling down or rising up from the ground, [...]

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